comes with a free ego


a tag added to the end of a product that when bought makes the consumer think they are better than everyone else.
steve: do you know what the temperature in aspen is today?

ronald: lemme check on my brand new iphone!

steve: ronald youve had that phone for 3 months shut the f-ck up.

peter: steve, dont you know that the iphone comes with a free ego?

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