Comet Shit


the comet sh-t can be defined as a large hard t-rd (sometimes nearly perfectly round like that of a donut hole) followed by a spray of loose diarrhea. when defecating, often times the thrust necessary to push this initial round t-rd “out” creates a rocketing ball of feces followed by a shower of watery slime.
dude, my guts are bubbling. i feel a comet sh-t coming on..

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