comeytose


going through life of or in a state of deep unconsciousness for a prolonged or indefinite period, only to awaken in the middle of the night feeling queasy to mildly nauseous, deciding to get one’s cl-ssified memos out by asking a close friend to give them to a nytimes reporter.
“lordy”, he’s sitting up in bed again clutching at his tummy – yeap, he’s comeytose alright!

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