comfort bearding
the act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person’s life. generally -ssociated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete inept-tude.
dude, did you see the size of jason’s beard the other day?
yeah man, he’s been comfort bearding for the last month. these exams are soul-destroying.
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