comfort doll


one who soaks up the physical benefits of pleasure like a b-sset hound sopping wet milk off the floor with his ears

or:

a miniature figure of a person created out of cloth, given to the people of aids-torn africa through the charity organizations world vision, icross and save the children
“she said she wanted me to squeeze her until her eyeb-lls popped out of her head. that’s how i knew she was one of those comfort dolls.”

or:

“we used the comfort dolls in place of the usual plastic padding inside the boxes of hiv medication”

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