comfort pie


partic-p-ting in s-xual actions with a fat and/or ugly person in order to boost one’s self esteem. not the same as ‘mercy s-x’
i was feeling pretty low that night, wasn’t having much luck with any of the cute girls, and i ended up humping a comfort pie.

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