Comfort Sex
a s-xual encounter between two people who used to be intimate. like comfort food, comfort s-x lets individuals reminisce about happier times and feel better about themselves.
when you f-ck your ex, it’s comfort s-x.
the new codeword for “a hug”.
it’s especially funny when used on a random who doesn’t know what it actually means.
-dan walks along the street, and spots his friend ellie looked a bit downtrodden-
dan: hey ellie! what’s up?
ellie: life sucks, everything’s f-cking up at the moment and i don’t know what to do 🙁
dan: is there anything i can do?
ellie: …i could do with some comfort s-x right about now
dan: aww come here
-they hug-
fin
casual unprotected s-x, followed by a facial in which the eye lids are stuck together with c-m.
mike f-cked her bare back then shot his load in her face sticking her eyes together. he had comfort s-x with that tramp.
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