Comfort Wipe
a tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your -ss. basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
guy 1: “man i need to wipe my -ss, but i can’t really reach back there all that well, cause i’m fat.”
guy 2: “sounds like you could use a comfort wipe.”
a phrase for which someone has reached the lowest level of intelligence, reserved for true r-t-rds who probably don’t know how to wipe their own -sses.
1.”jesus marco, why did you crack my pencil in half? youre such a comfort wipe”
2.”comfort wipe, my -ss!”
3.”jesus christ susanna why’d you key your own car?” “i thought someone stole my parking sp-ce!” ” susanna your such a f-cking comfort wipe. “
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