comfuck
(v)
to use sh-tty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly f-ck customers up the -ss.
(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted
-gets diconnected from cod4- sh-t, i just got comf-cked!
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