Coming down with a case of the Winonas


a phrase referring to the act of shoplifting. derived from winona ryder’s 2001 shoplifting scandal.
kay: “hey, do you wanna go to abercrombie after school???”
may: “i thought you couldn’t afford their clothes.”
kay: “well, i think i may be coming down with a case of the winonas…”
may: “ohhh, you’re bad. but sure, i’ll come.”

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