Coming out of the pantry


when a person – gay or straight – comes out as a gainer or encourager. gainers are s-xually attracted to being fat and getting fatter while encouragers are attracted to fat and making someone else fatter. some people are both! this is essentially coming out about a specific part of one’s s-xuality.
did you hear that seth has began coming out of the pantry? no wonder he’s gotten so fat!
the lesbian equivalent to coming out of the closet.

when a girl admits shes a lesbian.
guy-should i ask piper out?
guy#2-nahhhh man, shes coming out of the pantry tonight.
when a heteros-xual reveals they are straight as opposed to being gay.
when a person who pretends to be gay is found out to be staright. metro s-xual.
“every one thought bob to be gay until he was coming out of the pantry.”

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