coming up short
what it’s called when a man has s-x with a short woman
rob: dude where were you last night?
dave: sorry man … i was busy coming up short
rob: you did marissa?! isn’t she only like 4’11”?
dave: 4’10” actually.
1 more definition
a verb meaning failure to meet expectations. when said the short part is often a higher tone then the rest of the phrase.
– some dweeb gets a question wrong after raising his hand
me: coming up short
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