Comjewter


com/jew/ter pr-nunciationkuhm-joo-ter
–adjective
1. an electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the results of these operations, that is acting in a way that is not expected or wanted of if, or like a jew.

in other words, a computer that crashes or freezes up often, turns itself off, or performs unwanted operations.
tom – “not to sound anti-semetist, but this computer is being well jewish”
harry – “you mean it’s a comjewter”
com/jew/ter pr-nunciationkuhm-joo-ter
–adjective
1. an electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the results of these operations, that is acting in a way that is not expected or wanted of if, or like a jew.

in other words, a computer that crashes or freezes up often, turns itself off, or performs unwanted operations.
tom – “not to sound anti-semetist, but this computer is being well jewish”
harry – “you mean it’s a comjewter”

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