Commanbeer


to take possession of beer left in your fridge for over a week. typically done with beer left over from a party.
brad: dude, where’d my beer that i left from that party two weeks ago go?
blake: after one week of being left in my fridge i commanbeered it and drank it.

brad: 🙁
to steal or take a person’s beer, sometimes done by an aquatic attack
dude i commanbeered so much at the last party i went to

we tried to commanbeer steve, but his friends prevented our attack

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