Command Leader


one who gives commands / leads. the commander leader has absolute control over f-cking anything. the command leader is legally allowed to (and regularly does) s-xually abuse his/her subordinates and peers through physical touch. the command leader’s specialty is in concealing s-xual actions by claiming that s-xual contact was unintentional. the most common example of this is the “uh” or “unintentional hand job.
command leaders usually wears military camouflage bathing suits while swimming. used with s-xual undertone.
nik : command leader just uh’d me!

matt : lol, it wasn’t unintentional, she’s the command leader!

nik : fucccccccckk!

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