Commander Jackoff
taken from ensign/commander checkov from the original star trek. used to describe someone that m-st-rb-t-s a lot, because checkov sounded a lot like jackovv, which is now j-ck-ff.
commander j-ck-ff likes to ride the blunder bus!
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