Commander Jer Jer
the most charismatic member of the alpha male division. may not be the largest or strongest but his physical disabilities are counterbalanced with his ability to please others (esp. ayeo) with his tasteful moves and sense of humor.
1 tam had a great time last night with commander jer jer.
2 commander jer jer befriends all creatures big and small.. esp. during their sleep.
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