commando cocktail party
a party where attendees do not wear undergarments, and the female attendees wear skirts.
“bro, you freeballin to the commando c-cktail party at michael’s house this friday night?”
“of course, ya big dummy. ain’t no one wearing drawls – and the lizzies are wearing skirts. it’s gonna be like a clam dig in nantucket!”
“spectabulous, germanicus!”
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