after pulling out, the splooge at the end of your d*ck that dries into a thin, glazed-donut-like crust which flakes off like well-cooked salmon.
the morning after i banged my aunt, i caressed my kn*b and gently flicked her commercium off my shaft.
- bad and boujie
slim chick bad b*tch suck d*ck ho yo khan: yo my b*tch bad and boujie mattquan: i know she suck d*ck right
- the orange one
donald trump on january 20th 2017 the orange one takes office.
- hog f*ck
when you eat someone’s *ss so hard you snort i want to hog f*ck sophia
- herro syndrome
when an asian person replaces all the l’s in a sentence with r’s person 1: herro! i was wondering if you would rike some beef and broccori for dinner tonight. person 2: dude, you sound like an asian guy with herro syndrome. person 1: but i onry wanted to cook for the famiry.