commit sudoku
a deliberate misspelling of “seppuku” — the samurai ritual of suicide by disembowelment. the misspelling removes the direct reference to suicide, replacing it with the name of a popular and frustrating number puzzle.
i have brought great shame to my brethren. i must now commit sudoku.
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