committens
two or more pet cats, the acquiring of which signifies commitment in a relationship.
friend 1: “my partner and i adopted two cats from the shelter yesterday.”
friend 2: “you lesbians move so fast. you only met last week, and now you’ve shacked up together with a pair of committens. next you’ll open a feminist co-op bookstore together and drink tea made from under-arm hair”.
friend 1: “yup. ain’t life grand?!”
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