commode
a politer way to say ”toilet”.
i need to make sure the cat uses the commode.
a toilet. a terlit. a donnicker.
hey, janet, don’t forget to flush the commode.
a chubby girl
‘i’m coming over with this commode i just met’
short for ‘commotion’, as in “what’s the commotion?”. used by hipster sn-bs to unnecessarily confuse ordinary discourse, often with intent to elicit an air of superiority.
hey chun li, what’s the commode?
“what? i don’t know what you mean.”
what’s the commotion?
“oh, glen fry is here, that’s his entourage.”
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