commuter affair


act of establishing a realtionship in your head with a car you p-ss everyday to and or from work. you notice and remember the car, wonder where they are going or have been. you also notice when they are absent from your daily commute and wonder if they are ok. and eventually they fail to show up for long periods of time..this my friend is the breakup of the affair.
i am having a commuter affair with the white toyota higlander..appears he had a car wash and is running a little late this am. i always p-ss him by the bridge..i hope he is ok…i wonder what he was doing to make him so late this am.

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