commuter coma
derived from the german compound noun “nahverkehrskoma” describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on friday mornings: blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair – but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every f-cking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).
boss: “i’ve heard there was another train failure on the dart line this morning.”
employee says: “i know, it’s outrageous! it costs our economy millions every week!”
employee thinks: thank god i was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat b-st-rd even richer.
boss thinks: is this slacker smelling of booze or what?
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