COMOLOM
1. acronym for church of the more or less obvious metaphor. loose-knit, cheerful, awe-filled group recognized by a high level of tolerance and a low level of certainty. half a religion.
2. comolom is also the book that lays out the teachings and the guesses.
i’ve just read comolom and it’s a hoot.
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