Comosexual
majority of the population of columbia, missouri, after showing immense respect and support for openly gay nfl player michael sam.
mom: “you should go to the university of missouri!”
high school senior: “mom, you know i cant go to college in a town of comos-xuals!!!”
mom: “oh yes, you’re right. that town is full of comos-xuals!”
high school senior: “if only mizzou wasn’t in columbia, missouri! then there would be no comos-xuals!”
a 165% gay male of the latin decent. usually speaks with very crisp s’s, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.
girl, that comos-xual is going to scratch your eyes out if you don’t step away from her margarita!
someone who actually goes to como to study
why do you have to go to como?
because i am a comos-xual, kevin!
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