comparative property
n. females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. this always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. even though the one girl is rather cute, n-body wants to jump on the grenade.
billy: “hey tony, check out those chicks over there. the one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory.”
tony: “isn’t that what they call the comparative property?”
billy: “yeah, i think so. so… what should we do?”
tony: “rock, paper, scissors?”
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