Compenstipation
the act of stretching the truth beyond it’s capacity, while trying to steer one’s company’s attention away from a much more malicious, inevetivable truth: either shingles, psoriasis, or in many more severe caases – being generally “without life companions” – or “friends.” 9 out of 10 women will experience this in thier life time, while trying to cover up -ssumptions of s-xually transmitted deseases or acts of skeletal “closet” matter. studies have shown an average of 4% of the global population will commit at least once in their life to compenstipation-isnims while they are experiencing a more lonely, pathetic time in their life. general studies of 1.5% of all mammals commit this negative act as a part of human nature, from feelings of inferiority.
“she tried so hard to get her friends to believe her false story in her best compenstipation attempts. they saw through her lies, and approached her about her genital warts.”
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