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Complainville

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• counter starfish

  when a girl is being p-ssive at s-x in missionary position, the guy ‘returns the favour’ by inserting his p-n-s but not moving. kevlar burrito: “i had s-x with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing” perverted manh-r-: “i’ve never had this happen to me but if i did i […]

• Franciscian slip

  the maneuver used to socially engineer the person sandbagging you. having the mind set you’re supposed to be doing what you’re not allowed to do, and convincing others the same. getting what you want using the art of dumb deception the alcatraz prisoner was apprehended by a guard while trying to escape. he handed the […]

• Hand 5

  when two (or more) people raise one (or both) of their hands up in the air and smack them together. similar to a “high-five”, but can be done with more than two people and more than just one hand. dude. that was awesome! hand 5!

• Crack dick slap

  when the males genitals are covered in cocaine and slaps the female in the face causing cocaine to splatter on her face making her feel worthless. jim: olivia what happened to your face. olivia: my boyfriend just crack d-ck slaped me in the face jim: yep i can see that olivia: f-ck you jim

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