Complete Judge Fuck Confusion
something that happens post-decision in a policy debate round. the situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. why? a judge f-ck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. complete judge f-ck confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one’s team.
complete judge f-ck confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim’s opponents fall into “absolute awe at the act that was just carried out” in the judge’s decision.
q. dude how the f-ck did we just lose that round? they dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a topicality!
a. i know bro i’m in complete judge f-ck confusion right now!
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q. dude i can’t believe you made that judge cry.
a. i know man i got caught up in complete judge f-ck confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.
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