Complete Moron
a person is said to be a “complete moron” when he/she has been in several situations that one may describe as being very stupid, dangerous or idiotic. they may also be a tad stupid and have “eejit-like” qualities. this person’s reputation is past redemption and he/she shall never be known by anything other than as a “complete moron”.
1) getting onto a bus after a night out that is going to a completely different county.
2) getting up and going to a house party with complete strangers after been put to bed because you were much too drunk to handle life.
3) getting a concussion from falling and hitting your head off the floor after drinking a liter of vodka and a liter of cider when you know that you get drunk off a naggan.
4) when you refer to your alter ego as being a male, psychopathic, serial killer.
5) when you are working in a hospital full of mentally ill patients and you’re the craziest of them all.
al the above situations are the actions of a “complete moron”
gamec-ckfan4life1984
a product of north greenville college.
oh yeah that’s right you went to b-tt crack u.
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