Comproof
someone whose job is to fix computers, but instead spends his time patronizing people and calling himself “g-d,” when he clearly is not. he also buys cars without insurance.
guy 1: “comproof i need your help!”
guy 2: “no don’t ask for help he’s an -sshole.”
comproof: “no i’m g-d.”
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