computarded


1) a total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) how one feels (about one’s self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) my mother calls me everytime i e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. she must be computarded.
2) can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this rainbow brite body? thanks, man – i am totally computarded when it comes to photoshop.
3) how did i get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? this is so computarded!
a person who who’s knowledge of computers is so poor that they genuinely could not perform any of the following operations, or does not understand the following terms:

– find an already installed program if it’s not on the desktop screen.
– print a word doc
– copy and paste some text.
– doesn’t know what cap locks are….

—-tiebreaker—-
– actually looks for the ‘any key.’
usage: donal is compu-tarded.
a person who doesn’t understand how to properly use or maintain a computer.
he doesn’t know what the difference between mac and windows, is; he must be computarded.
having an utter lack of basic/essential computer/computer related knowledge
she was so computarded, she didn’t know what ethernet was!

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