Computer Bitch


someone who has no life and can’t go for 5 minutes without some kind of technology. (ps3, psp, xbox, computer, etc…..) (cell phones don’t count)
they always think they’re a bad-ss cuz they get the high score but they’ve never got an ounce of p-ssy in their lifetime.
they think they’re sweet cuz they can hack sh-t.
usually really skinny mommas boys that have midget d-cks.
ben: i heard eric plays the x box so much he never left the house for 2 weeks.

cody: what a computer b-tch.

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