Computer Cow
somebody who sits on their -ss all day on their computer and
watches r-t-rded online shows, youtube sensations, fails, lame music videos, laugh at other peoples failures and writes hate comments on youtube videos, like how cows graze all day and eat gr-ss.
(“did you see two girls one cup?” – “no cause i’m doing something important!”)
(“what are you doing today” – “nothing”)
(“sky john is really fun”- “no! hes a f-cking r-t-rd…..”)
(“mom can you cook me dinner cause i’m on my computer”- “such a f-cking computer cow”)
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