computer dick
similar to whiskey d-ck. it’s when you are on a date with a girl and can’t get it up because you spanked it all day while on the internet.
friend: “how was your date with suzy?” you: “ah man, i had computer d-ck and couldn’t get it up.” friend: “are you f-cking cereal? she’s hot!”
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