Computer Herpes


a computer virus
jeff: i shouldn’t have watched all that p-rn, now i have computer herpes
any program (virus, or even an anti-virus program) that you cannot get off of your computer.
i installed norton a few years ago, but now that i’m trying to delete it, i’ve found i have a serious case of computer herpes.

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