Computer Tan
the pasty white skin condition videogameaholics and computer nerds in general suffer from.
this is caused by their rare appearance into the offline world, with insufficient exposure to uv light these otherwise healthy looking people develop a very pale face & body.
this is not to be used to describe albino’s and red heads as their habits have nothing to do with their pale complexion.
also not meant to describe un-brown people, stritly to describe extraordinarily pale folk.
common side affects: over weight due to fast food & cheetos , ultra skinny due to refusing to get off the computer to even eat let alone excersise
steve: “hey man, what’d you do this weekend?”
darwin: “not much, worked on my computer tan”
Read Also:
- shot his load
the moment, or, the moment just after a guy -j-c-l-t-s. the ‘load’ being his c-m. kath gave ian a hand-job until he shot his load over her face.
- conager
a sad little man who just needs a hug. see that guy over there who’s always surrounded by people but still feels alone? that’s a conager. a man, with a hairy stomach and a very small c-ck. he is into horseback riding and mountain climbing on unicycles. has never been laid. also he is very […]
- koing
1.incredibly cool, and realistic 2.a word used to describe the amazingness of the new jersey monster it’s the new jersey monster! koing! a cool word that soph-m-re’s brother came up with. the new jersey monster is koing.
- shot o leg
a piece of -ss —60’s ghetto slang —often used with the noun hammer} as an adjective phrase sometimes only the word shot is used 1. hey tyrone, i’m goin to my crib to get a shot o leg from my hammer. 2. i’m goin to get a shot from my hammer ruby
- Shpoove
n: a little “spike” that comes off one’s eyebrow, to make it have an almost evil look. kyle: what’s that little shpoove ya got there buddy? noah: oh, this? yeah it’s a pretty awesome eyebrow shpoove. been working on this baby forever!