Computer Vomit
when your computer (usually involves a microsoft product) decides to print or display a screen full of unrecognizable jibberish. this often will happen for no apparent reason and at the worst possible times, like when you are trying to save something important or watch p-rn. this usually leads most people to either destroy said computer in a fit of uncontrollable rage or break down in tears, whichever works better.
i was trying to print out my weekly inventory report and then, bam, computer vomit. where’s the blowtorch?!
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