Conaned


named after conan o’brien from nbc, this is when someone is thirty minutes late to an event.
“dude, why are you so mad?”
“my date was a half hour late last night!”
“oh sh-t, she conaned you!?”
when someone(nbc) gives you something then 7 months later they (nbc) forces you to give it back
hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey i’m gonna need that house back

what the f-ck you said it was mine

well my other house started to fail so i need it back but u can have my old sh-ty house

what the f-ck screw you dam it i just got conaned

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