Concert Dial
when you’re at a concert and, during the set, you call a friend or family member who couldn’t go. whether they answer the phone, or it records on their voice mail, you’ll make them jealous they missed out on the concert when they hear the music!
i concert dialed my brother during that last song. he just sent me a text message saying “you suck!”.
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