Conch Shelled


the horrific act of super gluing someone’s scr-t-m, pulling it up and over the p-n-s, and adhering it to the pubic area. usually performed on a p-ssed out drunk.
george: hey, where is jerry today?
dan: someone conch sh-lled him, man. i puked when i heard about it.
george: oh my f-cking god sh-t! who would do such a f-cked up thing?!
dan: justin told me it was brian. he hates the guy.
justin: . apparently. what an -sshole.

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