concubining


living together with several different s-x/romantic partners. to have multiple girlfriends or wives, all of whom know about each other and live in the same house. polygamy.

originated thousands of years ago as a means of producing a large number of offspring, and as a status symbol, to show off how many women and children a man could afford to provide for, and to display virility. now banned in most countries, but was once common practice, even in early christendom: charlamagne had multiple wives.

the word was recently popularized by one ricky lackey, a convicted thief who, when asked by the judge at his trial how many children he had, replied: “none now, but i have six on the way.” when the judge asked if he was marrying a woman who had six children, he replied “no, i be concubining.” meaning, of course, that he had 6 girlfriends, all of whom were pregnant.
judge: “do you have any children?”
lackey: “no, but i have six on the way.”
judge: “so, you’re marrying a woman with six children?”
lackey: “no, i be concubining.”
living together with several different s-x/romantic partners. to have multiple girlfriends or wives, all of whom know about each other and live in the same house. polygamy.

originated thousands of years ago as a means of producing a large number of offspring, and as a status symbol, to show off how many women and children a man could afford to provide for, and to display virility. now banned in most countries, but was once common practice, even in early christendom: charlamagne had multiple wives.

the word was recently popularized by one ricky lackey, a convicted thief who, when asked by the judge at his trial how many children he had, replied: “none now, but i have six on the way.” when the judge asked if he was marrying a woman who had six children, he replied “no, i be concubining.” meaning, of course, that he had 6 girlfriends, all of whom were pregnant.
judge: “do you have any children?”
lackey: “no, but i have six on the way.”
judge: “so, you’re marrying a woman with six children?”
lackey: “no, i be concubining.”

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