CONDAMMIT
the art of scr-w-ng up putting on a condom & saying fk it & getting another one & goin to town ! i like that !
— wont roll down the shaft (inside out)!
— end of condom pops !
— wife bites a hole in it !
— realized it was a finger condom & wont fit your man-hood !! lol
— just one tight hole !
wife: “honey, don’t forget to put on a condom!” me: “no worries honey i’m putting it on now” …….brief pause…….. “condammit !!!beep-beep-beep- –just a minute toots i gotta get another one !!” condom-damit! dont be a fool re-wrap your tool !! practice safe s-x!
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