Condarmed


to be equipped with a condom. usually as a precaution for the possibility of a s-xual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.
1.
bob: man, i totally hooked up with betty at that party last night. luckily i was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
jack: dude, i b-mped into jill in the street the other night. we would totally have hit it off, but i didn’t have any protection…
john: unlucky mate… you should’ve been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it’s never a problem.

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