Conder


verb.

to make a severe lapse in judgement. to neglect logic or reasoning. to make obvious errors without consideration, or forethought of consequences, usually over extended periods of time.

noun.

as a state of mind, it can be described as the absence of thought processes, of reason, and/or of logic. can also be a complete misunderstanding of a situation, that defies the realms of logic, similar to the denial of reality.

may be capitalized for emphasis, when written.

adjective.

typically used to describe a person of paradoxical thought patterns. a thinking person that by all means should not and cannot exist according to environmental constructs and societal standards, but exists regardless. a cache 22 situation in physical, organic form.

can be attached to other words, to add similar meaning.
as a noun and verb:

only a conder knows what it is thinking; but to conder is to suggest lack of thought. therefore, even a conder knows not what it conders.

as an adjective:

person a: “i’m being stalked by this weird girl i used to be friends with, she follows me from a distance and lies about me to my friends.”
person b: “she told me you tried to “buy her” with expensive gifts and that you couldn’t handle being rejected by her.”
person a: “see what i mean? that doesn’t even make sense! why is it that she’s angry and stalking me, if she claims that i can’t handle her rejection? i never even asked her out!?”
person b: “ah, she must be a conder creeper then.”
person a: “a what?”
person b: “exactly.”
the physical manifestation of achievement.
dude, i totally became a conder right there when i beat up half the kids in my school.
new orleans project version of conner
i chased that b-tch around da conder(cawnder) after he shot at my boy.

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