condiment king


one who h–rds free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.
person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
-pulls out drawer filled with -ssorted condiments-
person 1: call me the condiment king!

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