condiment whore
this is someone who comes to the drive through window and asks for more of everything that is free, such as more plasticware, paper plates, ketchup, dipping sauces, salt, pepper, honey, b-tter, and anything else that is generally given out for free.
crazed asian women: “i want more honey, plates, forks, spoons and napkins.”
kfc worker 1: “ok, but i don’t know why you need all that, all you ordered was a small mash potatoes.”
crazed asain women: “just give it to me”
kfc worker 1 to kfc worker 2: “dude she was a condiment wh-r-“
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