Condimental Divide
when you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-as coined by mark garrison on the podcast “the sporkful”.
person 1: “you like miracle whip? gross!”
person 2: “no, mayo is gross; miracle whip is good.”
person 1: “we can’t hang out anymore. i can’t get over the condimental divide.”
person 1: “i dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. that’s just wrong!”
person 2: “another relationship destroyed by the condimental divide.”
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