Condition One


from firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, c-cked, safety on.
as in: ready to take a m-ssive poo… but not quite a crisis.
not as bad as condition zero.
can we stop the car at the next gas station? i’m condition one over here.
we tried greek but the silly b-tch didn’t tell me she was condition one.

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